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Ich Bin Ein Samforder!
Lookitup, chillun’.
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Confession: About 99 percent of the time Around Here, I write what I want because, well, because I am the boss of me. I believe (hope) that if I find a story interesting, you will, too. So far, so decent.
It’s that other 1 percent that curdles my coffee and turns this gig into something approaching work. Which is something we here at the Three-Dot Lounge and Tanning Bar are stridently against. I mean, this is a virtual saloon, correct?
Which gets me to this Ohtani thing. It’s very important. And massively dull.
Anything that links the world’s biggest baseball star to gambling is big news and must be discussed, even here.
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