Joe Flaco is an OG Hero. Now Getoffamylawn

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I watched Geritol Joe Flacco bomb the Chicago Bears Sunday and I was so inspired I told seven neighborhood kids to getoffamylawn. I watched G-Man Joe throw 57 yards to Marquise Goodwin, laying the pigskin in Goodwin’s lap like a child’s head on a feather pillow, and I immediately cued up the Sgt Pepper album. “Will you still need me. . .?’’