Add Saturday Night to Our Sad Sports Legacy

Happy endings don't live here. At at least the hope is genuine.

It doesn’t top the wild card game.

You know the one I’m talking about. January 9, 2016. Jeremy Hill, Peg-legged Ben. Tez-Pac-field goal, ballgame. As close to a near-death experience as any Cincinnati sports fan will ever get.

This could never top that.

Blowing a 9-0 lead in the belly of a baseball playoff chase . . .